This sticker perfectly captures that split-second between “ho ho ho” and “holy shit.”
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Ah yes, that magical moment when you realize Christmas is in three days, the gifts are unwrapped, your inbox is on fire, and the spirit of joy feels more like a mild panic attack in red velvet. This sticker perfectly captures that split-second between “ho ho ho” and “holy shit.” It’s the visual representation of pretending to be festive while mentally screaming into a peppermint-scented void. Put it anywhere you need a touch of merry madness — your work laptop, your water bottle, your emotional support notebook. It’s not anti-Christmas; it’s just post-ironic Christmas — the kind that knows joy and exhaustion can absolutely coexist under one fluffy hat.
Materials
Durable vinyl
Waterproof coating
High-quality adhesive (leaves no residue)
Care
Clean the surface before applying for best adhesion
Apply to smooth, dry, non-porous surfaces
Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight to prevent fading